aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

(Source: mechapuppy)


18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?


(Source: milglorias)


mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right


(Source: yo-tori)


vandigo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.


snapchatting:

Big Ben, London, Straight. i’m Big Ben, i’m a huge clock nerd; i can always tell you what time it is. currently in an open long distance relationship with the Eiffel Tower, so i’m not looking for anything serious. oh, and by the way ladies, they call me Big Ben for a reason. message if you’re interested


royalty-of-ogien:

theinkedoctopus:

inkytomes:

fandomslutcakes:

jainz:

(x)

do you think that if we get enough people caring about this we can get them to make a game? 

I’m not sure I could handle that honestly.

At first i reblogged this because it seemed cool, then I watched the video. Holy fuck. I mean, just hell, in 7 minutes I was so submerged int the story I almost cried. This needs to be something, a game, a movie, something.

That tore my heart out someone make this into something a game a movie ANYTHING

(Source: k-stickz)


zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

Why cello there

This has 130 notes.Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny

This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything

This is it. This is fuckin it. This is the legacy I leave on this god-forsaken website. This is what future generations will remember me for, after all is said and done and the world dies down, this is what will be recorded in the annals of history as the one thing I achieved in my entire existence, and its the stupidest goddamn thing I could have possibly done. With three words I immortalized myself as the cello guys, not knowing what I wrought, and here we now stand.
165,000 notes is way too many. 10,000 followers is way too many. Everything is way too many. This wasn’t that funny, but here we are. Here we are, sad and tired and full of regret, at the cusp of the world, and here I will rot with what could have been.
Know that I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I loathe each and every one of you bastards for doing this.
Cell-out

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

Why cello there

This has 130 notes.
Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny

This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything

This is it. This is fuckin it. This is the legacy I leave on this god-forsaken website. This is what future generations will remember me for, after all is said and done and the world dies down, this is what will be recorded in the annals of history as the one thing I achieved in my entire existence, and its the stupidest goddamn thing I could have possibly done. With three words I immortalized myself as the cello guys, not knowing what I wrought, and here we now stand.

165,000 notes is way too many. 10,000 followers is way too many. Everything is way too many. This wasn’t that funny, but here we are. Here we are, sad and tired and full of regret, at the cusp of the world, and here I will rot with what could have been.

Know that I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I loathe each and every one of you bastards for doing this.

Cell-out


zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go


innocence-burns-in-flames:

I really want to edit something for the AkaKuro Week. Mhhhh. Maybe tomorrow. Right now i have to run and go dye my hair ( hopefully they are gonna be the same colour as Akashi’s.)

innocence-burns-in-flames:

I really want to edit something for the AkaKuro Week. Mhhhh. Maybe tomorrow. Right now i have to run and go dye my hair ( hopefully they are gonna be the same colour as Akashi’s.)


kumagawa:

it is 2014

kumagawa:

it is 2014


Ugh, I hate stairs
anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

(Source: dex5m)


highvelocitybitterness:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

Javert-level shit right there