" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"
I didn’t..are you serious?
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
*After staying up for 24+ hours*
Mom: Haven’t you ever heard of sleep?
Me: Hell yeah they’re heavy as fuck
COMEDY MY ASS THIS SHOW HAS FUCKING RUINED ME RIPPING OUT MY HEART AND CUTTING IT TO A MILLION PIECES WOULD HAVE HURT LESS
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea